From the ever-astute Julie Smith over at Times & Seasons:
[I]f you took what Mormonism teaches about Heavenly Father and Heavenly Mother and mapped that onto a couple on earth, you’d get a stay-at-home dad and a mother who is–I don’t know–a medical resident or deployed to a foreign battlefield or maybe took a job in another country and so she literally never sees her children. (In fact, the kids can’t even Skype her.)
From D&C 121, with some license taken…
O Mother, where art thou? And where is the pavilion that covereth thy hiding place?